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The Worlds Best Women Jokes

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Imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men, like, “Cool story, bro, now go chop some wood.”

Intelligent women want to be complimented on their intellect. But let's be real, they wanna be skinny bitches, too. God was working on the final piece of the world and he said to his angels, “This is Canada, and it’s going to be amazing. It will have diverse animals, fish, and plants. I’m also giving it oil, diamonds, and gold. It will also have sunny beaches, sparkling lakes, awe-inspiring waterfalls, lush forests, vast plains, and majestic mountains.”A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend." Women are wonderful creatures, always able to find the silver linings and deliver pun-expected laughs!

The bartender continues, “Yeah, and all of that doesn’t even hold a candle to the final part of the bet. You see Big Lenny’s 90-year-old mother lives upstairs. What you need to know about this woman is that no man has ever been able to give her an org@sm. And so the final part of the bet is you gotta go up there and fu*k her so good that she gets the first org@sm of her life.”My wife was going through her wardrobe and said: "Look! This still fits me after 20 years", I replied: "It's a scarf."'

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